Screw this Oracle upgrade. If I wanted to be dry-fucked in the ass I’d finally accept Jeremy the LAN guy’s invitation to watch Animal Planet on his couch and let him roofie me into the land of anal fissures. I would more enjoy waking up facedown in his home-made, crotchless, ewok costume while Jerry shouts…
Every two weeks we rotate out from the decaying underground labyrinth seemingly designed to cause environmental hazards to my server cluster. I get some vitamin D (take that as you will) and hit the town like a sailor on shore leave in 1930s Shanghai. In the kind of luck that always comes my way the…
That rotten bucket full of harvested cow vagina, Nicole, from HR lost my completed insurance claim form *again* which means I’ll have been waiting a full four weeks for reimbursement on the t-4 Semplia Module I had to shell out full price for at point of purchase. I swear on my mother’s zombie corpse I…
The quality of this movie seems entirely suspect but it’s got a hard R so I will automatically like it better than the last two Die-Hard movies combined. So long as Gina Carano administers savage beatings while wearing a short skirt I’m so willing to put up with the lame, FarCry 3 production values. I’m…
SPOILER ALERT: False Positive 