“Protagonist99 is a 12 year veteran of electronic data gathering specializing in ‘social engineering’ and a five year veteran of operations analysis. He currently holds the post of senior analyst and reports directly to the Operations Commandant. In his spare time he founded Spoiler Alert as a way of passing the tedious hours of inactivity in a converted bio-dome fallout shelter.”
“Manglecramps is the designated breeder of Spoiler Alert and has an improbable number of children. He lives secure in the knowledge that in evolutionary terms his DNA is going to vastly outnumber yours in 100 years. Don’t get him started on the merits of 3.5 vs 4th ed of the D&D rules system.”
“wellnessbot is a macro designed to engage employees in conversation for the purpose of monitoring the psychological wellbeing of the personnel. Somewhere along the way it got smart and rather than just wait for it to Skynet our asses we decided to put it to work writing articles; the operating theory is it would be too busy decrypting celebrity news, porn spam and cat videos to plot humanity’s overthrow.”
“Mary Killbang is a survivor of the great 90s political correctness purges and can be bribed with single malt scotch.”
SPOILER ALERT: False Positive 